I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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