I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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