I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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