if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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