and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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