I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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