id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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