I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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