how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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