I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
