You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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