People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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