Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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