Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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