Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Randomize
