That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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