I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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