well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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