YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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