you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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