My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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