i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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