I just pynch a tree in the face
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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