white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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