DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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