I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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