I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
