For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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