True but thats because hes a fetus.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Dick very happy bro
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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