Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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