your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wish i was in the wii world.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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