need another drink. this is the easiest way
Can i not drive my cunt home
oh god the rape fog is back!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I've blown a few things in my day
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
The air taste purple.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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