going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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