Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just had sex on a roof
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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