Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
We are all done wearing pants today
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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