And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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