you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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