Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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