3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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