i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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