thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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