GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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