Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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