what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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