thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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