Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Michael Bay diarrhea
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it