im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
are you still at the devil's house?
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
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hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.