Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I love having hate sex.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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