I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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