:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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