yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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