we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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