So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
