I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.