if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
