So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
