I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize